Guest guest Posted January 29, 1999 Report Share Posted January 29, 1999 One sardarji and one South Indian began a train journy. The South Indian tried to open the door, but he couldn't, it was so tight. The Sardarjee opend it with his two fingers very easily and said, "That's why you people have to eat wheat." The South Indian tried to put his heavy luggage on the top of the seat, but he couldn't, it was so heavy. The Sardarjee lifted the heavy trunk with his one hand and put it on the top self and he repeated, "That's why you people have to eat wheat." The South Indian got very upset. Now he pretended to pull the chain which is meant to stop the train for emergency situations. The pity Sardarjee saw the South Indian, got up and pulled the chain with his little finger and said, "That's why you people have to eat wheat." The train stopped, the authorities came and charged the Sardarjee heavy penalty. Now the South Indian said, "That's why you people have to eat rice." ---------- There was a Sardarjee policeman and he was asked by the Sub-inspector to catch a big thief. The Sardarjee somehow caught the theif and he ran to the police station to report to the Sub-inspector. The Sub-inspector asked him, "What you did after you caught him." Sardarjee replied, "I tied his legs and came here to report." "You didn't tie his hands" "No" "You fool he can free himself and could escape easily" He realised his mistake but he convinced the Sub-inspector, "Don't worry he is also a Sardarjee." ---------- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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