DAFFYNITIONS II

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ADULT:

A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the

middle.

 

BEAUTY PARLOR:

A place where women curl up and dye.

 

CANNIBAL:

Someone who is fed up with people.

 

DUST:

Mud with the juice squeezed out.

 

GOSSIP:

A person who will never tell a lie if the truth will do more damage.

 

HANDKERCHIEF:

Cold Storage.

 

MOSQUITO:

An insect that makes you like flies better.

 

RAISIN:

Grape with a sunburn.

 

SECRET:

Something you tell to one person at a time.

 

TOMORROW:

One of the greatest labor saving devices of today.

 

YAWN:

An honest Opinion openly expressed.

 

WRINKLES:

Something other people have. You have character lines.