Guest guest Posted January 9, 1999 Report Share Posted January 9, 1999 A man is driving his brand new Porch on the Autobahn in Germany. He is cruising at a cool 220 kmph. Out of nowhere comes this Surd ... Riding a Honda. The Surd looks at the guy in the Porch and says: "Oeee Kade Honda Chalaee hai" (have you ever riden a Honda) brrrrroooooommm the Honda fades into the distance ... Our man in the Porch is furious, how dare a Honda take on a Porch. He steps on the gas, and soon overtakes the Surd on the Honda, giving him the finger. New cruising speed; a cool 240 kmph Few minutes later ... out of nowhere comes the Surd on the Honda "Oeee Kade Honda Chalaee hai" brrrroooommmm the Honda turns into a spec on the Road The Porch accelerates again, and this time overtakes the Honda doing 280 kmph. The lead changes hands many time in the next 20 minutes or so. Each time the Surd on the Honda Overtakes the Porch he says "Oeee Kade Honda Chalaee hai" The Porchwala can take it no longer. He floors it Overtakes the Honda and is quite sure that the Surd wont be able to catch up with him. He even waits for the Surd at the next Rest Area. 10-15-20-25-30 minutes later ... no signs of the Surd. The Prochwala backtracks and comes around again. He finds the Honda Crashed into a tree, with the Surd hanging from a branch, semiconcious. The Surd sees the Porch guy and says in a feeble voice, "kade Honda Chalaee hai" Porch guys says "hun taan bas kar" (haven't you had enough) Surd: "phaji mai taa thonu puch raha see ... BRAKE kithe hai" (all I wanted to know was ... where are the BRAKES) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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