Guest guest Posted January 10, 1999 Report Share Posted January 10, 1999 Q: How do you measure a surd's intelligence? A: Stick a tire pressure gauge in his ear! Q: HOW DO YOU KEEP A SURD BUSY ALL DAY? A: Put him in a round room and tell him to sit in the corner. Q: A surd going to London on a plane, how can you steal his window seat? A: Tell him the seats that are going to London are all in the middle row. Q: WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN A SURD THROWS A PIN AT YOU? A: Run like Hell....he's got a hand grenade in his mouth. Q: What is the surd doing when he holds his hands tightly over his ears? A: Trying to hold on to a thought. Q: Why did the surd stare at frozen orange juice can for 2 hours? A: Because it said 'concentrate'. Q: What did the surd do when he noticed that someone had already written on the overhead transparency? A: He turned it over and used the other side. Q: Why can't surds make ice cubes? A: They always forget the recipe. Q: Why did 18 sardarjis go to a movie? A: Because below 18 was not allowed !!! Q: What do you get when U offer a surd a penny for his thoughts? A: Change. Q: What do you call 10 surds standing ear to ear? A: A wind tunnel. Q: What do you call a surd in an institution of higher learning? A: A visitor. Q: What do you call a surd in a tree with a brief case? A: Branch Manager. Q: What do you see when you look into a surd's eyes? A: The back of his head. Q: A surd ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces. A: "Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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