Guest guest Posted February 17, 1999 Report Share Posted February 17, 1999 > "Middle Age is having a choice of two temptations and choosing the one that will get you home earlier." > Then: Killer Weed > Now: Weed Killer > > Then: The Grateful Dead > Now: Dr. Kevorkian > > Then: Getting out to a new, hip joint > Now: Getting a new hip joint > Then: Moving to California because it's cool > Now: Moving to California because it's warm > Then: Being called into the principal's office > Now: Storming into the principal's office > Then: Peace Sign > Now: Mercedes Logo > > Then: Getting your head stoned > Now: Getting your headstone > > Then: "The Making of the President" > Now: The making of the President > Then: Long hair > Now: Longing for hair > > Then: Acid rock > Now: Acid reflux > > Then: Worrying about no one coming to your party > Now: Worrying about no one coming to your funeral > Then: Fighting to get rid of the lying President > Now: Fighting to keep the lying President > Then: The perfect high > Now: The perfect high-yield mutual fund > Then: Elvis in the army > Now: Elvis in a UFO > > Then: Keg > Now: EKG > > Then: Swallowing acid > Now: Swallowing antacid > > Then: pothead > Now: potbelly > > Then: Watching John Glenn's historic flight with your parents > Now: Watching John Glenn's historic flight with your kids > Then: Trying to look like Marlon Brando or Elizabeth Taylor > Now: Trying not to look like Marlon Brando or Elizabeth Taylor > Then: Passing the driving test > Now: Passing the vision test > > Then: Seeds and stems > Now: Roughage > > Then: Popping pills, smoking joints > Now: Popping joints > > Then: Our president's struggle with Fidel > Now: Our president's struggle with fidelity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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