Guest guest Posted February 19, 1999 Report Share Posted February 19, 1999 A man hasn't been feeling well, so he goes to his doctor for a complete checkup. Afterward, the doctor comes out with the results. "I'm afraid I have some very bad news," the doctor says. "You're dying, and you don't have much time left." "Oh, that's terrible!" says the man. "How long have I got?" "Ten," the doctor says sadly. "Ten?" the man asks. "Ten what? Months? Weeks? Years? What?!" "Nine..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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