Blonde joke

[Guest guest]

A blonde wanted to go ice fishing. She'd seen many books on the subject, and

finally,

after getting all the necessary "tools" together, she made for the nearest

frozen lake.

After positioning her comfy stool, she started to make a circular cut in the

ice. Suddenly, from the sky, a voice boomed, "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE

ICE."

Startled, the blonde moved further down the ice, poured a Thermos of

cappuccino and

began to cut another circle. Again from the heavens, the voice bellowed,

"THERE ARE

NO FISH UNDER THE ICE."

The blonde, now quite worried, moved down to the opposite end of the ice, set

up her stool, and tried again to cut a hole. The voice came once more, "THERE

ARE NO FISH

UNDER THE ICE." She stopped, looked skyward and said, "Is that you Lord?"

The voice replied, "No, this is the Ice Rink Manager."