Texan Talk

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(read phonetically for maximum effect!)

 

Aholt: get in touch with; as in "I'll get aholt of him"

 

Bob Warr Fants: something to keep cattle in the pasture

 

Born: a building on a rayanch

 

Brayud: something you make a sangweech with

 

Camer: a thang you take pitchers with

 

Hay Und: something that holds your five fingers

 

Hayud: where you keep your brains

 

Hayut: something you wear on your hayud

 

Lektrit Fayun: something you plug in to make breezes blow

 

Libary: a place whurr you check out books

 

Mals: measure of distance

 

Maon: like "Ah don't need a ride, ah has maon cawur"

 

Meer: a looking glass

 

Merkan Cissen: one born in the USA

 

Pan: a place where one serves a life sentence

 

Pay Un: a thang used to cook in

 

Punchard Tar: something that goes flat when you don't have a spare

 

Ranch: something to take a nut off a bolt with

 

Rat Cheer: in this very place

 

Rat Naow: immediately if not sooner

 

Rat Tare: a little south of Rat Cheer

 

Rayanch: an piece of property over fifty thousand acres

 

Rinch: when you soak your clothes in clear water

 

Sangweech: something made with two pieces of brayud

 

Tal: a thang you dries dishes with after they have been rinched

 

Tant: a thang that holds a circus

 

Tarred: plum tuckered out

 

Warr Plars: something you cut a fants with

 

Whan: like "Whan yuh comin tuh see me?"

 

Whurr: like "whurr's muh hayut?"

 

Woosh: like "Ah woosh you would be muh sweethort, Mary Lou"

 

This is truly Texan Talk. Remember, Texans don't talk slow; it's just

that everone else listens too fast.