Guest guest Posted January 20, 1999 Report Share Posted January 20, 1999 FACTS OF LIFE TO PONDER FOR 1999 :-) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 1. The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity. 2. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 3. It has recently been discovered that research causes cancer in rats. 4. The trouble with doing something right the first time is that nobody appreciates how difficult it was. 5. It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others. 6. The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think. 7. I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory. 8. Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film. 9. Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it. 10. I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe. 11. He's not dead, he's electroencephalographically challenged. 12. She's always late. Her ancestors arrived on the Juneflower. 13. You have the right to remain silent....Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you. 14. Honk if you love peace and quiet. 15. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool. 16. Diplomacy is saying "nice doggy" until you find a rock. 17. A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 18. Atheism is a non-prophet organization. 19. On the other hand, you have different fingers. 20. Change is inevitable. Except from a vending machine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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