Guest guest Posted March 9, 1999 Report Share Posted March 9, 1999 A Chinese went to a bar in Hawaii to have some drinks. At the counter, he sat next to a famous Hollywood producer, Steven Spielberg who was already ahead by a quart of alcohol. After a round of beer the Chinese sensed that the famous producer was glaring at him. Suddenly, in a flash the Chinese crashed down from his stool, felled by a vicious hook from the producer. Picking himself up, he yelled, "What the hell was that for?" The producer ranted, "That's for the bombing of Pearl Harbor, you #@@!!##! My dad perished in that bombing!" "I am not Japanese, you stupid Nincompoop! I am an Chinese!" "Yeah, yeah, yeah.... Japanese, Burmese, Chinese, Vietnamese...you are all the same." Regaining his composure, the Chinese took his seat and ordered a double from the bartender. A few seconds later, the Chinese turned round and delivered a deadly snake fist to the producer, sending him flat to the floor. "What was that for?" exclaimed the producer. "That's for the sinking of the TITANIC! I had ancestors on that ship!" the Chinese replied. "You ignorant chink! The TITANIC was sunk by an iceberg!" shouted the producer. "Yeah, yeah, yeah.... Iceberg, Spielberg, Calsberg...you are all the same!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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