Guest guest Posted March 9, 1999 Report Share Posted March 9, 1999 Two cannibals were walking through the jungle talking when the first mentioned to the second that he had a belly ache. The second cannibal asked, "Well, did you eat anything out of the ordinary lately?No," replied the first, "All I've eaten recently was a missionary.Hmm," said the second, "And how did you cook him?I boiled him as usual," replied the first. The second asked, "Was he tall, thin and wearing a black robe with a white collar?No" replied the first, "He was short, fat, balding, and wore a brown robe.Ah ha!" exclaimed the second, "There's your problem, you shouldn't have boiled him. That was a Friar!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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