Gujarati granny

[Guest guest]

A gujju (Gujarati) dadima (granny) goes to the immigration office for

naturalization and the agent calls her in for an interview:

 

Agent: Hello, M'am how are you?

 

Dadima: Veree, good hoin thencks.

 

Agent: I would like to know whether you are capable to speak and

understand English, so can you please make a sentence using the

words green, pink and yellow.

 

Dadima: Oh! thats veree easee, veree easee. I hear the phone green, I pink

up the phone and say yellow.

 

Agent: Get to the black of the line. I mean the back of the line.