Quizz

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For Tuesday bonus we have Stan's punny quiz.

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What annual flower wants to wed a sugar daddy?

Marry-gold (By Marilyn Escue)

 

What country ought to be the richest in the world? And why.

Ireland, because their capital is always Dublin. (By Stan Kegel)

 

What do you call an itinerant violinist on horseback?

Fiddler on the hoof (By Tiff Wimberly)

 

What is a whiff of communist perfume worth?

Not a red scent (By Gary Hallock)

 

What jazz singer did God use to create the world?

Eartha Kitt (By Gary Hallock)

 

What cliché explains what a city dweller from Alaska finds when he travels

to a mystical realm, but can only find a place to live that is run by a

gnarled, diminutive man?

Gnome away from nome (By David Bunch)

 

How would you describe an oyster that will not give up its pearl?

Very Shellfish (By David Bunch)

 

What do you call a reptile hired to look into mutual fund and stock market

fraud.

An invest-a-gator (By Stan Kegel)

 

What do you call a cook who's sure her spaghetti dinner is going to turn

out lousy?

A Pasta-mist (or Pesto-mist) (By Cynthia MacGregor)

 

What do mute physicists use to communicate their theories?

Sine language (By David Bunch)

 

My mother-in-law and I have the same style purse. We have never mixed them

up because women have a sixth sense about their handbags. What is this

sixth sense called?

Extra sensory purseption (By Tiff Wimberly)

 

Suppose you perches a cage for your bird but discover a cockatoo missing

and a few other mynah things wrong with it. Unfortunately you can't take it

back because you've lost the bill. Do you know what toucan do about it?

Reparrot Yourself (By Gary Hallock)

 

The guy whose job it is to spray water over the veggies at the grocery

store develops an "attitude." Why should he be charged as a petty criminal?

Because of his mist demeanor - (Or "Because he was misty meaner." or "He

was Mr. meaner.) (By Gary Hallock)