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PILLSBURY DOUGHBOY DEAD AT 71

 

Veteran Pillsbury spokesman Pop N Fresh died yesterday of a severe

yeast infection. He was 71. Fresh was buried in one of the largest funeral

ceremonies in recent years. Dozens of celebrities turned out, including

Mrs. Butterworth, the California Raisins, Hungry Jack, Betty Crocker, and

the Hostess Twinkies. The graveside was piled with flours as longtime

friend Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy, describing Fresh as a man who

"never knew how much he was kneaded." Fresh rose quickly in show business,

but his later life was filled with many turnovers. He was not considered a

very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Still,

even as a crusty old man, he was a roll model for millions. Fresh is

survived by his second wife, they have two children and one in the oven.

The funeral was held at 2:25 for 20 minutes.

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>This particular one will be appreciated by all Americans and chefs...

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>PILLSBURY DOUGHBOY DEAD AT 71

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>Veteran Pillsbury spokesman Pop N Fresh died yesterday of a severe

>yeast infection. He was 71. Fresh was buried in one of the largest funeral

>ceremonies in recent years. Dozens of celebrities turned out, including

>Mrs. Butterworth, the California Raisins, Hungry Jack, Betty Crocker, and

>the Hostess Twinkies. The graveside was piled with flours as longtime

>friend Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy, describing Fresh as a man who

>"never knew how much he was kneaded." Fresh rose quickly in show business,

>but his later life was filled with many turnovers. He was not considered a

>very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Still,

>even as a crusty old man, he was a roll model for millions. Fresh is

>survived by his second wife, they have two children and one in the oven.

>The funeral was held at 2:25 for 20 minutes.

>

 

The test of his dough will be if he rises again

 

JTCd

 

.....was he a Christian??? Maybe he'll get to meet the big bread order

supplier in the sky (Give us this day our daily bread.....!)

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