Guest guest Posted March 19, 1999 Report Share Posted March 19, 1999 > The priest starts wondering what it can possibly be that would hurt his > feelings, and the wife continues, "You see since the day we married 25 > years ago I've been putting an egg in this box for every bad sermon you've > given." > > The priest thinks 3 eggs in 25 years, that's not so bad, then asks "What's > the $100 for?" His wife replies, "Every time I got a dozen eggs I sold > them to the neighbours for $1." PURPORT: ~~~~~~~~ (12 eggs for $1) X $100 = 1200 eggs + 3 eggs = 1203 eggs. Divide by 25 years = 48.12 eggs per year Divide by 12 months for each year = 4.01 eggs per month Generally 4 Sundays in a month = 1 egg per Sunday Thus practically all his sermons were bad sermons! :-) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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