Maternity surprise

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Maternity Surprise

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I was sitting in the waiting room of the hospital after my wife

had gone into labor when the nurse walked out and said to a man

sitting there, "Congratulations sir, you're the new father of twins!"

The man replied, "How about that! I work for the Minnesota Twins

baseball team."

 

About an hour later, the same nurse entered the waiting room and

announced that Mrs. Smith had just had triplets. Mr. Smith stood up

and said, "Well, how do ya like that, I work for 3M!"

 

When the nurse appeared next, she told the third man that his wife had

given birth to quadruplets. "That's amazing! I work for the Four

Seasons Hotel!"

 

At this point the gentleman sitting next to me let out a little

strangled gasp and hurriedly got up, obviously distraught. When I

asked him if he was okay, he explained, "I think I need a breath of

fresh air." The man continued, "I'm the casting director for 101

Dalmatians."