Guest guest Posted March 28, 1999 Report Share Posted March 28, 1999 Bargain basement upstairs. This is the gate of heaven. enter ye all by this door. (This door is kept locked because of the draft. Please use side door.) The town hall is closed until opening. It will remain closed after being opened. Open tomorrow. Out to lunch: if not back by five, out for dinner also. Slow cattle crossing. no overtaking for the next 100 yrs. Due to increasing problems with letter louts and vandals we must ask anyone with relatives buried in the graveyard to do their best to keep them in order. Please do not smoke near our petrol pumps. Your life may not be worth much but our petrol is. The farmer allows walkers to cross the field for free, but the bull charges. Beware! I shoot every tenth trespasser and the ninth one has just left. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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