Pseudo-Latinesque Phrases

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My friend Samuel J. Cullers sent on these interesting examples

of pseudo-Latin humour. Hope you all enjoy them!

 

 

"Domino vobiscum."

(The pizza guy is here.)

 

"Sharpei diem."

(Seize the wrinkled dog.)

 

"Sic semper tyrannis."

(Your dinosaur is ill.)

 

"Veni, vedi, Vichy."

(I came, I saw, I capitulated to German occupation forces.)

 

"Veni, Vidi, Velcro."

(I came; I saw; I stuck around.)

 

"No Quid Pro Quo."

(I'm sorry, we're all out of Quid.)

 

"Motorolus interruptus."

(Hold on, I'm going into a tunnel.)

 

"E pluribus septum."

(Multiple nose piercings.)

 

"Corpus mutilatus, non labori ad infinitum."

(Better take the nose ring out before the job interview.)

 

"Nucleo predicus dispella conducticus."

(Remove foil before microwaving.)

 

"Revelare Pecunia!"

(Show me the money!)

 

"Nunc Tutus Exitus Computarus."

(It is now safe to turn off your computer.)

 

"Minutus cantorum, minutus balorum,

minutus carborata descendum pantorum."

(A little song, a little dance, a little seltzer down your pants.)

 

 

Best wishes,

Ananda das