Guest guest Posted March 3, 1999 Report Share Posted March 3, 1999 Three pastors in the south were having lunch in a diner. The Presbyterian pastor said, "You know, since summer started I've been having trouble with flying bats in my loft and attic at church. I've tried everything, but nothing seems to scare them off. The Methodist pastor said: "Yes, me too. I've got hundreds living in my belfry and in the attic. I've even had the place fumigated, and they won' go away!" The Baptist pastor said: "Well, I baptized all mine, made them members of the church, and I haven't seen one come back since then!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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