A spit for $10

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After Saddam invaded Kuwait he decided that he wanted more money. So he ordered

3 men with no jobs.

 

He told the first one: "Here you are," as he handed him a key. "This is the key

for a supermarket. I want you to get me $10,000 in a week from it's profit." So

away he went with the key.

 

He told the second: "Here you are," as he handed him another key. "This is the

key for a boutique. I want you to get me $10,000 in a week from it's profit. So

away he went with the key.

 

He told the third : "Here you are," and he handed him his picture. "I want you

to get me $10,000 in a week from it's profit." So he went with the picture.

After a week, the three workers came back. When Saddam asked the first one why

didn't he get any money, the worker replied: "The supermarket was in a place

that nobody can find and it was a new one and there weren't any commercials

about it, so I didn't even get a single customer".

 

He asked the second the same question and he answered: "All the clothes we have

are old-fashioned and everybody now is running after the latest models."

 

The third arrived in a limousine and he was smoking a cigar and had bags of

cash, Saddam was struck, "How did you get all of this money?"

 

He answered, "I went to Kuwait and held your picture up, and shouted a spit for

$10!"