The Collapsible Cow, The Pious Priest and Paradise Lost.

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THE COLLAPSIBLE COW

 

The gracious collapsible cow

Gives milk by the sweat of her brow

Then under a tree

She folds up from the knee

And sinks fore and aft with a bow.

 

THE PIOUS PRIEST

 

There was once a pious young priest

Who lived almost wholly on yeast

For he said, "It is plain

We must all rise again

And I want to get started at least."

 

PARADISE LOST

 

Gods plan made a hopeful beginning

But men spoiled His chances by sinning

We know that the story

Will end in Gods glory

But at present the other sides winning.