Guest guest Posted March 19, 1999 Report Share Posted March 19, 1999 MISS O BRIEN IN ZION There once was a girl named O'Brien Who taught holy hymns to a lion Of the lady theres now Some in the lions tum-tum The rest twangs a harp up in Zion. A SHY GIRL A shy girl was Molly Mc Clure With a mind that was holy and pure She fainted away In a delicate way If anyone mentioned manure. SQUEAKY SHOES AMONG THE PEWS A young lady named Annie O'Hare Tried to steal out of church during prayer But the squeak of her shoes Woke all in the pews So she sat down again in despair. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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