The Lady from Kent, Mother Machree, and Chastity.

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THE LADY FROM KENT

 

There was a young mataji from Kent

Whose nose was awfully bent

One day I suppose

She followed her nose

And God only knows where she went.

 

MOTHER MACHREE

 

A lovely young rose of Tralee

Was naughty while out on a spree

But now she writes to the papers

Deploring such capers

And signs herself Mother Machree.

 

CHASTITY

 

"I've observed the bird and the bee,"

Said a sweet little rose of Tralee

"Their ways are so strange

I could never arrange

To let anyone try that with me."