Guest guest Posted April 26, 1999 Report Share Posted April 26, 1999 It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose. --Darrin Weinberg A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it. --Bob Hope I know that there are people in this world who do not love their fellow man, and I hate people like that! --Tom Lehrer I was going to buy a copy of The Power of Positive Thinking, and then I thought: What good would that do? --Ronnie Shakes Always remember this: If you don't attend the funerals of your friends, they will certainly not attend yours. --H.L. Mencken Today you can go to a gas station and find the cash register open and the toilets locked. They must think toilet paper is worth more than money. --Joey Bishop I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places. --Henny Youngman Remember that as a teenager you are in the last stage of your life in which you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you. --Fran Lebowitz A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin. --H.L. Mencken Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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