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A workman was killed at a construction site. The police began questioning a

number of the other workers. Based with past brushes with the law, many of

these workers were considered prime suspects:

 

The electrician was suspected of wiretapping once but was never charged.

 

The carpenter thought he was a stud. He tried to frame another man one time.

 

The glazier went to great panes to conceal his past. He still claims that he

didn't do anything, that he was framed.

 

The painter had a brush with the law several years ago.

 

The heating, ventilation and air conditioning contractor is known to pack

heat. He was arrested once but duct the charges.

 

The mason gets stoned regularly.

 

The cabinet maker is an accomplished counter fitter.

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