Guest guest Posted April 27, 1999 Report Share Posted April 27, 1999 Hare Krishna. \\|// (o o) ORACLE SERVICE HUMOR MAILING LIST ------------oOOo-(_)-oOOo-------------- If you hook a dog to the ceiling fan, the fan is not strong enough to make him fly like Batman. However, it is strong enough to fling paint out of a paint can in a 20 foot radius. If you hear the toilet flush and the words UH-OH, it is already too late. When you mix clorox and brake fluid, it makes smoke. Lots of smoke. And not the greatest smell. A king size water bed holds enough water to fill your entire house with 4 inches of water. No matter how many boxes of Jello you put in a swimming pool, you still can't walk on water. VCR's do not eject peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. You should always look in the oven before you turn it on. The spin cycle on the electric dryer makes cats extremely dizzy. A dizzy cat can throw up 4 times its body weight. When it's time to pick up the toys, there's a lot more out then you played with. Drying the cat in the microwave after it's bath makes a mess of the cat and a worse mess of the microwave. Hare Krishna -- your servant, Balarama Dasa Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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