Guest guest Posted March 30, 1999 Report Share Posted March 30, 1999 A man speaks frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two minutes apart!" "Is this her first child?" the doctor queries. "No, you *idiot*!" the man shouts. "This is her *husband*!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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