Guest guest Posted May 1, 1999 Report Share Posted May 1, 1999 One wonders... If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success? Is it possible to be totally partial? Would a fly without wings be called a walk? Why do the lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them? If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked? When it rains, why don't sheep shrink? If the cops arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent? Why is the word abbreviation so long? When companies ship styrofoam, what do they pack it in? Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injection? Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets? Why do they call it a TV set when you only get one? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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