Easy journey to other planets

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Jaya, Vik, and a Sri decided to volunteer for the newly formed Narada

Spaceliner's maiden experiment on sending devotees to different planets.

 

First, they called Jaya prabhu and asked him a question. "If you could go to

any planet, what planet would you want to go to and why?"

 

After pondering a while, JTC prabhu answered, "I would like to go to Mangal

(Mars) because everything is sooooo auspicious there. (Ava: A purohit is

finally a purohit!)

 

They said "well okay, thank you." And infromed him that they would get

back.

 

Next, Sri entered the room and the Narada-Spaceliner people asked him the

same question. Sri replied, "I would like to go to Sani (Saturn) to see all

of its rings. Also I was born on Sanivaar (Saturday), so I guess a visit to

sani graha would be really cool"

 

"Thank you. We will get back." (Ava: What else can you say)

 

Finally, Vik entered the room and they asked him the same question they had

asked Jaya and Sri. Vik thought for a while... and a while more. Then he

replied, "I would like to go to the sun."

 

"What?" said the spaceliners "don't you know that if you went to the sun you

would burn to death?"

 

Rolling down the 16th bead on his counting-mala, Vik replied, "Are you guys

dumb? I'd go at night!"