Guest guest Posted June 6, 1999 Report Share Posted June 6, 1999 >From Church of the Laugh: > God is like Bayer Aspirin - He works wonders. > > God is like Hallmark Cards - He cared enough to send the very best. > > God is like Tide - He gets out the stains that others leave behind. > > God is like VO-5 Hair Spray - He holds through all kinds of weather. > > God is like Dial Soap - Aren't you glad you know Him? Don't you wish > everyone did? > > God is like Sears - He has everything. > > God is like Alka Seltzer - Oh, what a relief He is! > > God is like Scotch Tape - You can't see Him but you know He's there! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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