Guest guest Posted May 8, 1999 Report Share Posted May 8, 1999 > HOW TO BAKE A CAKE > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Revised by my mummie (in ALL CAPS)! -Ava >Preheat oven, get out utensils and ingredients. >Remove blocks and toy cars from table. CHANT ONE AND A HALF ROUNDS >Grease pan, crack nuts. >Measure two cups flour. >Remove baby's hands from flour, wash flour off baby. CHANT HALF A ROUND. >Remeasure flour. >Put flour, baking powder, salt in sifter. >Get dustpan and brush up pieces of bowl baby knocked on floor. >Get another bowl. >Answer doorbell. CHANTING DISTURBED AGAIN. >Return to kitchen. >Remove baby's hands from bowl. >Wash baby. >Answer phone. SHOULD I TAKE THIS CALL OR NOT? >Return. >Remove 1/4 inch salt from greased pan. >Look for baby. FOURTEEN ROUNDS STILL TO GO!!! >Grease another pan. >Answer telephone. >Return to kitchen and find baby. >Remove baby's hands from bowl. >Take up greased pan, find layer of nutshells in it. >Head for baby, who flees, knocking bowl off table. >Wash kitchen floor, table, wall, dishes. >Call baker. START CHANTING ALL OVER AGAIN. >Lie down. FAST ASLEEP WITH CHANTING INCOMPLETE. HARIBOL!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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