Guest guest Posted April 15, 1999 Report Share Posted April 15, 1999 Hare Krishna. \\|// (o o) ORACLE SERVICE HUMOR MAILING LIST ------------oOOo-(_)-oOOo-------------- Potential Company Mergers: Xerox and Wurlitzer: They're going to make reproductive organs Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers: New company will be called Fairwell Honeychild Polygram records, Warner Brothers and Keebler: new company will be called Poly Warner Cracker W.R. Grace Co., Fuller Brush Co., Mary Kay Cosmetics and Hale Business Systems: New company will be called Hale Mary Fuller Grace 3M and Goodyear: New company will be called mmmGood John Deere and Abitibi-Price: new company will be called Deere Abi Honeywell, Imasco, and Home Oil: New company will be called Honey I'm Home Denison Mines, Alliance and Metal Mining: New company will be called Mine, All Mine 3M, J.C. Penney and Canadian Opera Company: New company will be called 3 Penney Opera Zippo Manufacturing, Audi, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining: New compant will be called Zip Audi Do-Da Hare Krishna -- ys, Balarama Dasa Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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