Guest guest Posted May 10, 1999 Report Share Posted May 10, 1999 WARNING! THIS ONE IS SO BAD I HAVE NOTHING TO SAY ABOUT IT. -Ava Once there was a head. Just a head. No body. He was a happy head. He would roll happily along and was completely content just being a head. One day as he rolled along he hit a bump that threw him into the air about 10 inches. He came down rather hard and when he did, lo and behold, an arm popped out! "Wow," he thought, "maybe if I hit a bump again, I can get another arm!" So he got rolling, hit a bump and what do you know? Another arm popped out! Now the head was excited. He tried a bigger bump this time and out popped a leg. Another bump and another leg! He thought very hard on his situation and decided that perhaps if he climbed up into a tree and jumped out he might get an entire body! So that is exactly what he did. However, when he hit the ground . . . he died. Moral: Quit while your a head. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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