Guest guest Posted April 26, 1999 Report Share Posted April 26, 1999 Ava (who has now converted to sardarism) is travelling from Moscow to TurbanPore [Capital of Khalistan] by Kithe Pacific. Seated besides him is Gary Kasparov. Gary asks him whether he would like to play chess to kill time. Ava : "Oye Gar®y. You think I don't know who U are?. I can't compete with a world champion" Gary : "How about if I play left handed ?" Ava : [Think.. Think..] "OK!" Ava is demolished in 4 moves... and is very upset through-out the rest of the journey. On landing he meets his friend Sri. Ava : Hey! U know what, Sri! I played Chess with Gary Kasparov and he defeated me inspite of him playing left-handed... Sri : Oye ullu-de pathey!! He sure did fool you!! U know what!! Gary IS LEFT-HANDED!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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