Toungue Stwister

[Guest guest]

What if Dr. Seuss wrote Techincal Manuals

 

If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port,

And the bus is interupted as a very last resort,

And the address of the memory makes your floppy disk abort,

Then the socket packet pocket has an error to report.

 

If your corsor finds a menu item followed by a dash,

And the double-clicking icons put your window in the trash,

And your data is corrupted 'cause the index doesn't hash,

Then your situation is hopeless and your system's is going to crash!

 

If the label on your cable on the gable at your house,

Says the network is connected to the button on your mouse,

But you packets want to tunnel to another protocol,

That's repeatedly rejected by the printer down the hall,

And your screen is all disorderd by the side effects of gauss,

So your Icons in the window are as wavy as a souse,

Then you may as well reboot and go out with a bang,

Cause as sure as I'm a poet, the sucker is gonna hang!

 

When the copy of your floppy's getting sloppy on the disk,

And the mirocode instructions cause unnecessary RISC,

Then you have to flash you memory and you'll want to

RAM your ROM,

Quickly turnoff you computer and be sure to tell your mom!

 

I found this in a buisness Pamphlet

 

Ys

Pradip das