Guest guest Posted November 19, 1999 Report Share Posted November 19, 1999 TELEPHONE ANSWERING PROCEDURES COUNTY MENTAL HEALTH HOTLINE Hello, This is the Mental Health Hotline! If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly If you are co-dependant, please ask someone to press 2 for you If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5, and 6 If you are paranoid-delusional, we know who you are and what you want, so just stay on the line until we can trace this call If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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