Guest guest Posted November 20, 1999 Report Share Posted November 20, 1999 Hare Krishna -- "I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places." - Henny Youngman ~~~ Wrong food... ~~~ A women came to her doctor in a panic. "Doctor! All day long my daughter eats yeast and car wax, and won't get out of bed. What will happen to her?" "Don't worry." said the Doctor, "Eventually, she will rise and shine!" ~~~ Wrong way... ~~~ A man walks into a doctor's office. He has a cucumber up his nose, a carrot in his left ear and a banana in his right ear. "Doctor, what's the matter with me?" "You're not eating properly." - As told by Owner-LaughALot (AT) ListFarm (DOT) com Hare Krishna -- ys, Balarama Dasa Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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