Guest guest Posted November 22, 1999 Report Share Posted November 22, 1999 A blonde woman, who has become very interested in ice fishing, is preparing for her first fishing experience. She has all the gear, tent, bench, pole, bait, ice saw, etc. As she walks out onto the ice, she finds a good spot and begins to set up her equipment. Suddenly, a deep, echoing voice says, "THERE ARE NO FISH BELOW THE ICE." Startled, she looks around, but doesn't see anyone. She resumes setting up. Again, a deep, echoing voice booms, "THERE ARE NO FISH BELOW THE ICE." Startled and puzzled, the blonde asks, "Are you God?" With that, the deep, echoing voice says, "NO, I'M THE RINK MANAGER!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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