Jump to content
IndiaDivine.org

From the Oracle...

Rate this topic


Guest guest

Recommended Posts

Guest guest

Hare Krishna.

 

\\|//

(o o) ORACLE SERVICE HUMOR MAILING LIST

------------oOOo-(_)-oOOo--------------

 

 

 

The following are new Windows messages that are under

consideration for the planned Windows 2000:

 

1. Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue.

 

2. Press any key to continue or any other key to quit.

 

3. Press any key except... no, No, NO, NOT THAT ONE!

 

4. Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner.

 

5. This will end your Windows session. Do you want to play another

game?

 

6. Windows message: "Error saving file! Format drive now? (Y/Y)"

 

7. This is a message from God Gates: "Rebooting the world. Please

log off."

 

8. To "shut down" your system, type "WIN"

 

9. BREAKFAST.SYS halted... Cereal port not responding.

 

10. COFFEE.SYS missing... Insert cup in cup holder and press any

key.

 

11. File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)

 

12. Bad or missing mouse. Spank the cat? (Y/N)

 

13. Runtime Error 6D at 417A:32CF: Incompetent User.

 

14. Error reading FAT record: Try the SKINNY one? (Y/N)

 

15. WinErr 16547: LPT1 not found. Use backup. (PENCIL & PAPER.SYS)

 

16. User Error: Replace user.

 

17. Windows VirusScan 1.0 - "Windows found: Remove it? (Y/N)"

 

18. Your hard drive has been scanned and all stolen software titles

have been deleted. The police are on the way.

 

19. User Error: Intelligence Resource Level Insufficient

 

20. Netscape.exe... Bad file name...

May we suggest M/S Internet Explorer? (Y/y)

 

 

Hare Krishna --

 

ys, Balarama Dasa

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Join the conversation

You are posting as a guest. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.
Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible.

Guest
Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Paste as plain text instead

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.

Loading...
×
×
  • Create New...