Guest guest Posted May 13, 1999 Report Share Posted May 13, 1999 1. Q: The youngest son, the twenty-year old, how old is he? 2. Q: Were you present when your picture was taken? 3. Q: Was it you or your younger brother who was killed in the war? 4. Q: Did he kill you? 5. Q: How far apart were the vehicles at the time of the collision? 6. Q: You were there until the time you left, is that true? 7. Q: How many times have you committed suicide? 8. Q: She had three children, right? A: Yes. Q: How many were boys? A: None. Q: Were there any girls? 9. Q: You say the stairs went down to the basement? A: Yes. Q: And these stairs, did they go up also? 10. Q: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse? A: No. Q: Did you check for blood pressure? A: No. Q: Did you check for breathing? A: No. Q: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy? A: No. Q: How can you be so sure, Doctor? A: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar. Q: But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless? A: It is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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