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Through the center of Czechoslovakia there's a train speeding along.

In one compartment of the train there are four people. A beautiful

vivacious young woman, an old matronly woman, a Russian soldier, and

a Czech dissident.

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Suddenly the train goes through a _ = _......_ =_ _

tunnel. It is completely dark. _= .'\|_|_|_|_/'. - _

Then is heard a loud kiss and an = /_\/` ____ `\/_\-

equally powerful slap. When the - _ |_| [ ## ] |_| _ =

train exits the tunnel, the |_| | )||( | |_|

Russian soldier is holding the _= |_| |// \\| |_| - |

side of his face, and the Czech = |_| \\()// |_|_ =

dissident is grinning his face off. - _|_| /`/ \`\ |_|= _|

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The old matronly woman thinks: =//====\\= `

"Now that's a fine young woman, ^ =//======\\= ^

the Russian soldier tries to steal ^ =//========\\= ^

a kiss in the tunnel and the lady =//==========\\=

slaps him one!"

 

The young woman is thinking : "Now that's a strange Russian soldier,

he'd rather kiss that old hag than me."

 

The Russian soldier is thinking : "Now that's a smart Czech, he steal

the kiss and I get slapped."

 

And the Czech dissident is thinking : "Gee I'm smart! We go through

the tunnel, I kiss the back of my hand and get away with slapping a

Russian soldier."