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Letter COM:2819495 (80 lines)

ISKCON Baroda (India)

30-Nov-99 08:08 -0500

Balarama (das) LOK (Alachua, FL - USA) [6500]

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Dear Balarama,

 

Please see it this is ok to be posted and delete or add if you feel like it

if this hasnt already been done

 

Hope you are in the best of health and spirits.

 

YS

 

Kanai Thakur das

 

 

 

 

ASSORTED BUMPER STICKERS

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Eat Well, Stay Fit, Die Anyway.

 

No Matter Where You Go, There You Are.

 

My Child Can Beat Up Your Honor Student.

 

Cats Flattened While You Watch.

 

I May Be Fat but You're Ugly - and I Can Lose Weight.

 

Stamp Out Crime - Abolish the IRS (that's a good one)

 

Dare to keep the CIA off Drugs.

 

Quit Sniveling.

 

Stupid People Shouldn't Breed.

 

Have You Flogged Your Crew Today?

 

Forget the Whales, Save the Cowboy.

 

I'm From the Government. I'm Here to Help You.

 

Old Skiers Never Die. They Just go Downhill.

 

Money Isn't Everything, But it Sure Keeps the Kids In Touch.

 

Commit Random Kindness and Senseless Acts of Beauty

 

Happiness is the Ball in the Fairway.

 

Have You Hugged Your Stockbroker Today?

 

My Karma just ran over your Dogma.

 

My Mother was a Travel Agent for Guilt Trips

 

Welcome to Colorado - Now Go Home

 

I'm OK. You're So-So.

 

Will Rogers Never Met Howard Cosell.

 

Use Caution in Passing - Driver Chewing Tobacco

 

Ask First If The Animal Wants To Be Killed

 

Don't Honk - I'm Pedaling as Fast as I Can

 

If You Can Read This Bumper Sticker, You're In Range

 

This Vehicle Swerves and Hits Pedestrians at Random

 

And Finally, "Help Stamp Out Bumper Stickers."

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