Guest guest Posted October 23, 1998 Report Share Posted October 23, 1998 In gurukula one little boy prays to Krishna: - Oh Krishna, Krishna, Krishna! Please, I beg you, may Paris become a capital of Finland! His friend is asking him: - What are talking about? Are you nuts? - No, but I wrote this in my tests of geography! ----- A 5-years old boy is sitting in the park and crying. Some woman rushes to him and asks: - What's going on? Why are you crying? - Terry, my dog has got lost. - Oh, poor boy, don't cry. He will find his way home. - Yeah, sure he will find, but what about me? ----- - Mammy, how did I appear? - Well, we've found you in the cabbage. - In the cabbage, really? And where did you find the cabbage if it was in December? ----- A girl comes home from the pre-school. - Mama, today there were some doctors in our school. They were making "a vaccination" to everyone. - Oh, honey, I hope you didn't get scared? - No, mammy, they didn't catch me.... ----- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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