Kid Quotes

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A three-year-old went with his dad to see a litter of

kittens. On returning home, he breathlessly informed

his mother there were two boy kittens and two girl

kittens. "How did you know?" his mother asked. "Daddy

picked them up and looked underneath," he replied. "I

think it's printed on the bottom."

 

Another three-year-old put his shoes on by himself.

His mother noticed the left was on the right foot She

said, "Son, your shoes are on the wrong feet." He

looked up at her with a raised brow and said, "Don't

kid me, Mom, I KNOW they're my feet."

 

On the first day of school, the Kindergarten teacher

said, "If anyone has to go to the bathroom, hold up

two fingers." A little voice from the back of the

room asked, "How will that help?"

 

A mother and her young son returned from the grocery

store and began putting away the groceries. The boy

opened the box of animal crackers and spread them all

over the table. "What are you doing?" his mother

asked. "The box says you can't eat them if the seal

is broken," the boy explained. "I'm looking for the

seal."

 

A father was reading Bible stories to his young son.

He read, "The man named Lot was warned to take his

wife and flee out of the city, but his wife looked

back and was turned to salt." His son asked, "What

happened to the flea?"