Brain OS

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* Windows for brains:

You think about one of any number of things at anyone time but only

for a short amount of time because then your mind goes blank as you

encounter a "general protection fault" and as a last resort you have

to re-boot your brain.

 

* DOS for brains:

You only think of one thing at one time, and can't remember anything

else you were meant to be thinking about. You think only in words and

never any pictures.

 

* Unix for brains:

Wow - you can think of lots of things all at once until your brain runs

out of sockets. You can only talk though with people who have brains made

by the same vendor. Unfortunately you also never make any sense and have

to read manuals to learn how to think. Predominantly a random thinker.

 

* CP/M for brains:

A very slow and old fashioned thinker. Any thing you remember has to be

less than 3 letters long.

 

* MVS/CICS for brains:

You have a very big and expensive brain. You can think about many things

at the one time but never now what other parts of your brain are thinking

unless you have set up SNA connections between sections of your brains.

You also need an army of system programmers to define what thoughts you

may and may not have.

 

* OS/2 for brains:

You can think about lots of things at once, but you need the

equivalent of eighteen sets of encyclopaedias in memory to produce

any rational thought.

No-one supports your way of thinking and many laugh at you whenever

you speak.

 

* Mac for brains:

Simple thoughts for simple people. Thinking that looks good, feels good,

and is ... different...

 

* Pick for brains:

I now narthing. Narthing Mr Fawlty.

 

* AmigaOS for brains:

You can think of lots of things at once, even with a very small memory.

The trouble is that, sometimes, one thought starts to think about the

things another to compelling need to wrap a teatowel around your head

and sit, crosslegged, on the floor.

 

* Linux for Brains:

You can think of any number of things and not run out of sockets.

Unfortunately, there is no support for your particular limbs, ears,

mouth available yet, so you are reluctant to change

over at this stage.

[Guest guest]

> !@#$%^&*() for brains:

> I know everything, no one knows better than me, I will either buy out or

> defeat anyone who opposes me, and I will enjoy in my victory.

 

Bill Gates ?

[Guest guest]

At 22:59 28/10/98 +0530, you wrote:

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>

>> !@#$%^&*() for brains:

>> I know everything, no one knows better than me, I will either buy out or

>> defeat anyone who opposes me, and I will enjoy in my victory.

>

>Bill Gates ?

>

10 points, well guessed!!! You won yourself a free trip to microsoftland!!!

 

(I wonder if Bill ever got a copy of Bhagavad Gita!!!!????)

[Guest guest]

> (I wonder if Bill ever got a copy of Bhagavad Gita!!!!????)

 

Apparantly quite some time ago he used to visit the Seattle temple and used

to come for Sunday feasts.

 

Then, something went wrong in his relationships with the devotees.

 

Pray that maybe someday he comes back to Srila Prabhupada's shelter.

 

(No problem for COM registrations then! No $30 $40 business and yearly $3

fees. It will be all part of Windows!)