Evolutionism fun on the net

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Evolutionism fun on the net

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Pamho Prabhus

Here is a little fun for all of you in these cold and dark winterdays!

 

There is plenty more of the following on the following URL:

http://www.ridgenet.net/~do_while/sage/ads.htm

 

your servant

Kamsahanta das

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I ALMOST STARVED working as a stand-up science comic. Science just isn't

that funny. It's tough to put a funny spin on

angular momentum. You can make the obvious joke about the Ideal Gas Law;

but what can you say after you have talked

about the Ideal Bean? I was just about to quit. Then I discovered the

Theory of Evolution. Now the jokes just write

themselves. The tough part is keeping a straight face. How can you

describe how a cow evolved into a whale without laughing

yourself silly? To learn about the wacky world of evolution, write to

Science Against Evolution, P.O. BOX 923, Ridgecrest,

CA 93556 and ask for a sample copy of our newsletter.

 

 

 

SEX IS HARD for the theory of evolution to explain. Why would simple

organisms, which can reproduce all by themselves,

evolve into creatures that need a mate? What is the advantage that sexual

reproduction gives that results in a victory in the

struggle for survival? How could male and female varieties evolve

simultaneously? Why would the opposite sexes be drawn to

each other? How would they know what to do once they found each other? It

doesn't make much sense. It makes more sense

to write for a free copy of our newsletter. Science Against Evolution,

P.O.

 

MISSING LINKS WANTED by evolutionists. You can obtain fame and fortune by

selling missing links (genuine or not) to

evolutionists. Take a human skull, an ape's jaw, stain them to make them

look old, and call them Cro-Magnon Man! With

nothing more than a single pig's tooth and lots of imagination, you create

Nebraska Man. Take some ape bones and human

bones, claim they were found together, and you will have skeletal remains

of Java Man and Peking Man, just like you find in the

museums! Yes, you can make big money selling missing links to

evolutionists, but you must act NOW! The theory of evolution

is crumbling fast, so you must sell your phony artifacts while there is

still time. For more information write to Science Against

Evolution, P.O. BOX 923, Ridgecrest, CA 93556.

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