Guest guest Posted December 11, 1999 Report Share Posted December 11, 1999 What do you get if you cross poison Ivy and a four leaf clover?… A rash of good luck! Why did the fish cross the ocean? To get to the other tide. What did the monkey say when his sister had a baby? Well, I'll be a monkeys uncle! Is it hard to spot a leopard ask a nervous a hunter in Africa? No said the guide they are born that way. Why shouldn't you ever tell a secret to a monkey? Because they carry tails! Did you ever see a fish cry? No but I once saw a whale blubber! Why did a sailor throw a penny into a whale's mouth? HE thought is was a wishing whale. Why did the whale eat two ships loaded with potatoes? Because no one can eat just one potato ship! What did the ocean say to the river? Nothing it just waved! First fisherman. Is this river good for trout? Second fisherman It must be. I haven't caught one all day. OK enough of whale and fish jokes! What did the snake say after he bit the man? Fangs a lot! Why do you measure snakes fangs in inches? Because they have no feet! Did you hear about the two boa constrictors that fell in love? They had a crush on each other. What did the boy snake say to the girl snake? Give me a little hiss! Hay I found a baby snake. How do you know? I can hear its little rattle. Who says there aren't any clean jokes out there? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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