Guest guest Posted December 22, 1998 Report Share Posted December 22, 1998 I hereby revoke your card for heading up the jokes conference!!!!!!! that was so bad it actually was funny!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted December 13, 1999 Report Share Posted December 13, 1999 Hare Krishna. \\|// (o o) ORACLE SERVICE HUMOR MAILING LIST ------------oOOo-(_)-oOOo-------------- A blonde bought two horses, and could never remember which was which. A neighbor suggested that he cut the tail of one horse and that worked great until the other horse got his tail caught in a bush. It tore just right and looked exactly like the other horse's tail and our blonde friend was stuck again. The neighbor suggested he notch the ear of one horse. That worked fine until the other horse caught his ear on a barbed wire fence. Once again our friend couldn't tell them apart. The neighbor suggested he measure the horses for height. When he did, he was very pleased to find that the white horse was 2 inches taller than the black one. Hare Krishna -- ys, Balarama Dasa Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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