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Two nuns, Sister Marilyn and Sister Helen, are traveling through Europe

in their car. They get to Transylvania and are stopped at a traffic light.

Suddenly, out of nowhere, a diminutive Dracula jumps onto the hood

of the car and hisses through the windshield.

 

"Quick, quick!" shouts Sister Marilyn. "What shall we do?"

 

"Turn the windshield wipers on. That will get rid of the abomination,"

says Sister Helen.

 

Sister Marilyn switches them on, knocking Dracula about, but he clings

on and continues hissing at the nuns. "What shall I do now?" she shouts.

 

"Switch on the windshield washer. I filled it up with Holy Water in the

Vatican," says Sister Helen.

 

Sister Marilyn turns on the windshield washer. Dracula screams as the

water burns his skin, but he clings on and continues hissing at the nuns.

 

"Now what?" cried Sister Marilyn.

 

"Show him your cross," says Sister Helen.

 

"Now you're talking," says Sister Marilyn as she opens the window and

shouts, "Get your ass off our car you fanged toothed nonsense!"

 

 

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