Guest guest Posted December 14, 1999 Report Share Posted December 14, 1999 Old Chinese proverb says,"A bird in the hand makes it hard to blow your noise! What kind of cookies do birds like? Chocolate Chirp! Why do hummingbirds hum? Because they don't know the words! What kind of bird is that really big bird? It is a gulp you know much larger than a swallow! Why do storks stand with one leg raised? If they raised both legs they would fall over! It was so cold at the North pole the candle froze and we couldn't put it out. It was so cold our words froze and we had to wait till summer to hear what we said! Why did Benjamin Franklin enjoy flying his kite? It gave him a charge! It was raining cats and dogs, and there were poodles in the street! What color is the sun? Rose! What color is the wind? Blew! What did the hurricane say to the tornado? Lets blow this town Why did the camper stay up all night? She was wondering what happened to the sun then It dawned on her! Do you know why elephants paint their toe nails red? So the can hide in the strawberry patch. Well, did you ever see an elephant in a strawberry patch? See I was correct! Pa: I can lift an elephant with one hand. Ma I don't believe you. Pa find me an elephant with one hand and I will show you! Why do loggers use an elephant to haul out timber from the forest? Because they work for peanuts! What goes thump, thump, thump, squish ... thump squish? An elephant walking though the jungle with one wet sneaker. Why do elephants have trunks? Because they don't have back packs! How do you keep an elephant form going through the eye of a needle? Tie a knot in its tail! What do you call a flying elephant? A dumb jet! How did the elephant get to the top of the oak tree? He just sap on an acorn and waited! What is the difference between an elephant and green peas? Elephants don't fall off your fork! What is big and gray and turns blue? An elephant holding its breath! Would you eat an elephant egg? Nab I don't like elephant yokes! What do you get when you cross a gorilla with a skunk? I don't know but it would always get a seat on the bus! What do you get if you cross a cow with an octopus? A self milking cow! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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